A man who tried to shoplift 75 bottles of lotion in his pants couldn't slip by mall security. Chamil Guadarrama of Framingham, MA was charged last Wednesday with shoplifting after stuffing his pants with so many bottles from Bath and Body Works, his pants were about to burst at the seams and he couldn't run. Springfield Police said the 30 year-old had so many bottles, several of them had to be removed before he could bend enough to fit into the police cruiser.
Maybe he had a really bad case of winter itch!
